January 2011
10 posts
R.I.P Cortez Ferno Almanza (formerly...
wtfced:
good-ole-dopamine:
xn—b6h:
easilyamused-:
callmefragile:
You were my only Detroit friend. You were obnoxious and loud. You were racist and stereotypical. You picked fights with me and talked shit about everybody, but you were a real ass dude and I gotta say you will be missed.
I hope you’re playing video games wherever you are.
Cortez Ferno Almanza (August 29 1988 - January...
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TFLN2
(304): it’s 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i’m in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
TFLN
(928): note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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JOTD
Husband comes home to find his wife watching the food channel. He asks, “Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook!” She says, “Well U watch porn & U still can’t f*ck!”
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My Player Season 1 (Game 80-81)
After coming back from a 10 day recovery from injury, my team went 4-3 during the stretch. That set our underachievers record at 38-41 and #14 in the power rankings. There were only 3 games left in the season and next up were the Conference leading Los Angeles Lakers. We split the season series up to this game prior to this but this game would prove to be lopsided when Kobe’s clutch factor...